Saturday, November 7, 2009

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny ARTISTS Jokes

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 10:40 AM PST

ARTIST—"I'd like to devote my last picture to a charitable purpose."

CRITIC—"Why not give it to an institution for the blind?"

"Wealth has its penalties." said the ready-made philosopher.

"Yes," replied Mr. Cumrox. "I'd rather be back at the dear old factory than learning to pronounce the names of the old masters in my picture-gallery."

CRITIC—"By George, old chap, when I look at one of your paintings I stand and wonder—"

ARTIST—"How I do it?"

CRITIC "No; why you do it."

Posted by Jokes at 7:15 AM

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