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There are three people in a pub. Two of them are talking to each other. They seem to be brooding. So they ask each other why they are brooding. The first one says : "Well, I think it's because I have sex only once every month." Then the second one replies : "Oh, that's true". In my case, it's only once every other month". Then, they both look at the third guy, who seems to be very cheerful. They are puzzled, so they ask him how often he has a screw. "Once every six months" says the fellow. "Then", ask the first, "why are you so happy?" And the third replies "Because it's tonight!!!" Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! On-line Dating  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites  ||  Sex Dating