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Cinderella wants to go to the ball with the prince but has no protection. So she askes her fairy god mother for some help. They go to the pumpkin patch and the fairy god mother picks up a pumpkin and turns it into a diaphram. The fairy god mother tells her to be home before 12am because it will turn back into a pumpkin. So she agrees and goes to the ball. It is 11pm and the fairy god mother is waiting and no sign of cindarella. Long after 12am cinderella arrives home and is approched by her fairy god mother with the one quetion, "what happened to the pumpkin"? Cinderella replied, "the prince ate it". Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! On-line Dating  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites  ||  Sex Dating