Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Its All Humor

Its All Humor

ø Get to heaven from Scotland

Posted: 22 Dec 2009 11:04 PM PST

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday
school class to see if they understood the
concept of getting into heaven.


I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
money to the church, would that get me
into heaven?"


"NO!" the children answered.


"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
the garden and kept everything tidy, would
that get me into heaven?"


Again, the answer was 'No!'


By now I was starting to smile.


"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
gave sweeties to all the children, and
loved my husband, would that get me
into heaven?"


Again, they all answered 'No!'


I was just bursting with pride for them.


I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"


A six year old boy shouted,

"Yuv goat tae be ~Sweary~' deid"

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Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir e'e...

Posted by Jokes at 1:12 PM

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