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| Posted: 25 Dec 2009 10:39 PM PST A new baby arrived at a house. A little girl—now fifteen—had been the pet of the family. Every one made much of her, but when there was a new baby she felt rather neglected. "How are you, Mary?" a visitor asked of her one afternoon. "Oh, I'm all right," she said, "except that I think there is too much competition in this world." ______________________Great collection of funny jokes A farmer during a long-continued drought invented a machine for watering his fields. The very first day while he was trying it there suddenly came a downpour of rain. He put away his machine. "It's no use," he said; "you can do nothing nowadays without competition." _______________________ Great collection of funny jokes  |
| Posted: 25 Dec 2009 10:35 PM PST "Speakin' of de law of compensation," said Uncle Eben, "an automobile goes faster dan a mule, but at de same time it hits harder and balks longer."  |
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