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Two circus midgets are reflecting on their life. Both agree that they've had a good time at the circus but regret that they've never spent more time with women. The decide to pool their money and hire a couple of prostitutes. Because its a special occaison they decide to make a night of it. They hire the women, take them out for a meal, then dancing, drinks in a hotel bar then up to the rooms. The first midget takes his lady by the hand over to the bed. He tries to get it on with her but what with the drink and his nerves, he just can't perform. So in the end the prostitute falls asleep and he lays awake brooding. To make matters worse he can hear his friend in the next room: 1, 2, 3, uhhhh! 1, 2, 3, uhhhh! 1, 2, 3, uhhhh! All night long. The next morning the two midgets meet in the lobby and dicuss the night before. The 1st midget complains "it was terrible, once I got her on the bed I couldn't do anything! I felt really stupid!" "You felt stupid?" replied the other midget, "I couldn't even climb on the bed" Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts  ||  On-line Dating Jokes for Websites  ||  Adult Dating