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| Posted: 07 Jan 2010 03:41 AM PST Once I started receiving a set of highly interesting Anonymous Quickie Messages on a beautiful December evening, I welcome U all to the series of SMS messages that I shared with my Anonymous messenger ...!!! Anonymous: Hi Bobby.... Hwz U?Smile Me:- Hi I m 5ne. May I kno Who dis is …? Anonymous:- I m 1 f ur well wishers Dear. Hv Been Watching u 4 quite sumtime ….. Me: Hmmm ... Interesting .. Neva Knew I hav fans in this college. Which branch? Anonymous: I m into Civil Engg branch yar…U r so handsome..Bobby!! Me: Hey sweety .. tell me who u r….!!! don xcite me nymore..) Anonymous: No Yar.. nother time..nt nw. i ll feel Mbarassed…!! Bt I heard that u flunked the series test…? Me: SurprisedH Dat's Usual NAA? Neva Bothers till It happens in University Xams . Marks ld be send home yar… Anonymous: Oh That's Bad Naa? U manage wid all these things back Home…? Me:-Its so Easy Yar. Just Tell Dad that Evrythin is k.. He is damn Busy wid work n Moms Scoldings. Leave all that yar.. Just tell me Who dis well wisher of mine is…..Eager to Meet U dear.. PLSSSS Anonymous: No J I really feel shameful yar…!! I ll tell u later… Not Nw.. Pls Me:-No Sweet Heart .. I wanna kno… Pls……..yar … Treat AT Uncles Right Nw.. Pls Anonymous: Oh … a TREAT? I really don want to to tell my name but still …..No yar .. later plss Me: Oh u R drivin me Crazy… Pls…. One show at Ragam Theatre … Please…. Tell ur divine name …!! Anonymous :yar please… hmmm.. ok… sure that U do all thos u promised? Me: Promise….1000 times Anonymous: MY name is Er. Varghese Thopil Cheriyan. Had done engg. At ur college some 25 yrs back. Me:What….?D…. D..DA…. DAD…..!! Is That U? Anonymous: Yes... My Little Idiot.. N this is my New Number. And Now get back to studies instead of Hunting Girls … My little dumbo…!!!U think u are smart? Think Again dear. Ur Dad was smarter than u at college. Pass the retest atleast .. n submit ur assignments at rite time. That's what I used To do…!!! Me: (Sheep-faced) Sorry DAD… i ll surely clear it next time. Dad U r a Master at the art of SMS-ing. Lucky that Mobiles were not invented when u were in college. Anonymous: Y so? Me: coz Mom wouldn't have had any other Job other than Replying to ur shots…hihiihihi…. Thanks DAD for the chat…. Promise U … I ll clear it next time ..!!! Anonymous: Ho ho … hi hi… Don worry my boy ... I know U ll do it …. Just Keep Trying… I meant .. Studies….N for Gods SAKE save my No. So that U dont get caught Red Handed Next Time.... !!! Take Care Dear Son Me: -Love U DAD… u TOO tc.  |
| Posted: 07 Jan 2010 03:28 AM PST A - My dopey friend at school recons that a zombie Apocalypse man will NEVER EVER HAPPEN. Well saying that, Swine flu just recently hit Mexico being a combination of the three flu's, Whats to say in the future Rabies wont mix with Jakob's Disease or something? B - I like the debate of HOW the zombie Apocalypse man would start, I personally think it would be a virus like rabies which would spread, Which seems to be the centerpiece of many many zombie films C - Just to have a fun time Very Happy Just say something like " Yes Because i think it will start like _______ and _____ and bla bla bla _" I'll keep a tally of the people who Agree it'll happen sometime ( In our lifetime or in the future ) and the people who think it'll never happen.  |
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