Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

SHORT FUNNY JOKES CRITICISM

Posted: 11 Jan 2010 09:35 AM PST

FIRST MUSIC CRITIC—"I wasted a whole evening by going to that new pianist's concert last night!"

SECOND MUSIC CRITIC—"Why?"

FIRST MUSIC CRITIC—"His playing was above criticism!"

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Great collection of short funny jokes

SHORT FUNNY JOKES COWS

Posted: 11 Jan 2010 09:33 AM PST

Little Willie, being a city boy, had never seen a cow. While on a visit to his grandmother he walked out across the fields with his cousin John. A cow was grazing there, and Willie's curiosity was greatly excited.

"Oh, Cousin John, what is that?" he asked.

"Why, that is only a cow," John replied.

"And what are those things on her head?"

"Horns," answered John.

Before they had gone far the cow mooed long and loud.

Willie was astounded. Looking back, he demanded, in a very fever of interest:

"Which horn did she blow?"

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Great collection of short funny jokes

Posted by Jokes at 7:20 AM

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