Sunday, January 17, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

SHORT FUNNY JOKES DETAILS

Posted: 16 Jan 2010 08:33 AM PST

Charles Frohman was talking to a Philadelphia reporter about the importance of detail.

"Those who work for me," he said, "follow my directions down to the very smallest item. To go wrong in detail, you know, is often to go altogether wrong—like the dissipated husband.

"A dissipated husband as he stood before his house in the small hours searching for his latchkey, muttered to himself:

"'Now which did my wife say—hic—have two whishkies an' get home by 12, or—hic—have twelve whishkies an' get home by 2?'"

SHORT FUNNY JOKES DESIGN, DECORATIVE

Posted: 16 Jan 2010 08:33 AM PST

Harold watched his mother as she folded up an intricate piece of lace she had just crocheted.

"Where did you get the pattern, Mamma?" he questioned.

"Out of my head," she answered lightly.

"Does your head feel better now, Mamma?" he asked anxiously.—C. Hilton Turvey.

SHORT FUNNY JOKES DENTISTRY

Posted: 16 Jan 2010 08:32 AM PST

Our young hopeful came running into the house. His suit was dusty, and there was a bump on his small brow. But a gleam was in his eye, and he held out a baby tooth.

"How did you pull it?" demanded his mother.

"Oh," he said bravely, "it was easy enough. I just fell down, and the whole world came up and pushed it out."

SHORT FUNNY JOKES DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Posted: 16 Jan 2010 08:31 AM PST

HOSPITAL PHYSICIAN—"Which ward do you wish to be taken to? A pay ward or a—"

MALONEY—"Iny of thim, Doc, thot's safely Dimocratic."

SHORT FUNNY JOKES DEMOCRACY

Posted: 16 Jan 2010 08:31 AM PST

"Why are you so vexed, Irma?"

"I am so exasperated! I attended the meeting of the Social Equality League, and my parlor-maid presided, and she had the audacity to call me to order three times."—M. L. Hayward.

Posted by Jokes at 7:22 AM

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