Short Funny Jokes

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SHORT FUNNY JOKES DISTANCES Posted: 20 Jan 2010 10:14 AM PST A regiment of regulars was making a long, dusty march across the rolling prairie land of Montana last summer. It was a hot, blistering day and the men, longing for water and rest, were impatient to reach the next town. A rancher rode past. "Say, friend," called out one of the men, "how far is it to the next town?" "Oh, a matter of two miles or so, I reckon," called back the rancher. Another long hour dragged by, and another rancher was encountered. "How far to the next town?" the men asked him eagerly. "Oh, a good two miles." A weary half-hour longer of marching, and then a third rancher. "Hey, how far's the next town?" "Not far," was the encouraging answer. "Only about two miles." "Well," sighed an optimistic sergeant, "thank God, we're holdin' our own, anyhow!"

SHORT FUNNY JOKES DISPOSITION Posted: 20 Jan 2010 10:13 AM PST One eastern railroad has a regular form for reporting accidents to animals on its right of way. Recently a track foreman had the killing of a cow to report. In answer to the question, "Disposition of carcass?" he wrote: "Kind and gentle." There was one man who had a reputation for being even tempered. He was always cross.

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