Short Funny Jokes

SHORT FUNNY JOKES DRESSMAKERS
Short Funny Jokes - We all know.......
Short Funny Jokes - So you think......
SHORT FUNNY JOKES DRAMATISTS
FUNNY JOKES DRAMATIC CRITICISM
REALLY FUNNY JOKES DRAMATIC CRITICISM
Two women.......
I think I love.......
Short Funny Jokes - Professor.......

SHORT FUNNY JOKES DRESSMAKERS

Posted: 23 Jan 2010 04:03 AM PST

WIFE—"Wretch! Show me that letter."

HUSBAND—"What letter?"

WIFE—"That one in your hand. It's from a woman, I can see by the writing, and you turned pale when you saw it."

HUSBAND—"Yes. Here it is. It's your dressmaker's bill."

Short Funny Jokes - We all know.......

Posted: 23 Jan 2010 04:02 AM PST

We all know the troubles of a dramatist are many and varied.

Here's an advertisement taken from a morning paper that shows to what a pass a genius may come in a great city:

"Wanted—A collaborator, by a young playwright. The play is already written; collaborator to furnish board and bed until play is produced."

Short Funny Jokes - So you think......

Posted: 23 Jan 2010 04:01 AM PST

"So you think the author of this play will live, do you?" remarked the tourist.

"Yes," replied the manager of the Frozen Dog Opera House. "He's got a five-mile start and I don't think the boys kin ketch him."—Life.

SHORT FUNNY JOKES DRAMATISTS

Posted: 23 Jan 2010 04:01 AM PST

"I hear Scribbler finally got one of his plays on the boards."

"Yes, the property man tore up his manuscript and used it in the snow storm scene."

FUNNY JOKES DRAMATIC CRITICISM

Posted: 22 Jan 2010 09:41 AM PST

Nat Goodwin, the American comedian, when at the Shaftesbury Theatre, London, told of an experience he once had with a juvenile deadhead in a town in America. Standing outside the theater a little time before the performance was due to begin he observed a small boy with an anxious, forlorn look on his face and a weedy-looking pup in his arms.

Goodwin inquired what was the matter, and was told that the boy wished to sell the dog so as to raise the price of a seat in the gallery. The actor suspected at once a dodge to secure a pass on the "sympathy racket," but allowing himself to be taken in he gave the boy a pass. The dog was deposited in a safe place and the boy was able to watch Goodwin as the Gilded Fool from a good seat in the gallery. Next day Goodwin saw the boy again near the theater, so he asked:

"Well, sonny, how did you like the show?"

"I'm glad I didn't sell my dog," was the reply.

REALLY FUNNY JOKES DRAMATIC CRITICISM

Posted: 22 Jan 2010 09:40 AM PST

Theodore Dreiser, the novelist, was talking about criticism.

"I like pointed criticism," he said, "criticism such as I heard in the lobby of a theater the other night at the end of the play."

"The critic was an old gentleman. His criticism, which was for his wife's ears alone, consisted of these words:

"'Well, you would come!'"

Two women.......

Posted: 22 Jan 2010 09:39 AM PST

Two women were leaving the theater after a performance of "The Doll's House."

"Oh, don't you love Ibsen?" asked one, ecstatically. "Doesn't he just take all the hope out of life?"

I think I love.......

Posted: 22 Jan 2010 09:39 AM PST

I think I love and reverence all arts equally, only putting my own just above the others.... To me it seems as if when God conceived the world, that was Poetry; He formed it, and that was Sculpture; He colored it, and that was Painting; He peopled it with living beings, and that was the grand, divine, eternal Drama.—Charlotte Cushman.