Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes - MAGISTRATE......

Posted: 26 Jan 2010 02:13 AM PST

MAGISTRATE—"And what was the prisoner doing?"

CONSTABLE—"E were 'avin' a very 'eated argument with a cab driver, yer worship."

MAGISTRATE—"But that doesn't prove he was drunk."

CONSTABLE—"Ah, but there worn't no cab driver there, yer worship."

Short Funny Jokes - The colonel came.......

Posted: 26 Jan 2010 02:12 AM PST

The colonel came down to breakfast New Year's morning with a bandaged hand.

"Why, colonel, what's the matter?" they asked.

"Confound it all!" the colonel answered, "we had a little party last night, and one of the younger men got intoxicated and stepped on my hand."

Short Stories - The Irish talent.......

Posted: 25 Jan 2010 07:56 PM PST

The Irish talent for repartee has an amusing illustration in Lord Rossmore's recent book "Things I Can Tell." While acting as magistrate at an Irish village, Lord Rossmore said to an old offender brought before him: "You here again?" "Yes, your honor." "What's brought you here?" "Two policemen, your honor." "Come, come, I know that—drunk again, I suppose?" "Yes, your honor, both of them."

Short Funny Jokes - old Four-Fingered......

Posted: 25 Jan 2010 07:56 PM PST

"Where's old Four-Fingered Pete?" asked Alkali Ike. "I ain't seen him around here since I got back."

"Pete?" said the bartender. "Oh, he went up to Hyena Tongue and got jagged. Went up to a hotel winder, stuck his head in and hollered 'Fire!' and everybody did."

Posted by Jokes at 7:14 AM

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