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- Funny Jokes - A noisy bunch......
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- Short Funny Jokes - A man in a very deep..
- Short Funny Jokes - A Scotch minister........
| Funny Jokes - A noisy bunch...... Posted: 26 Jan 2010 08:37 PM PST A noisy bunch tacked out of their club late one night, and up the street. They stopped in front of an imposing residence. After considerable discussion one of them advanced and pounded on the door. A woman stuck her head out of a second-story window and demanded, none too sweetly: "What do you want?" "Ish thish the residence of Mr. Smith?" inquired the man on the steps, with an elaborate bow. "It is. What do you want?" "Ish it possible I have the honor of speakin' to Misshus Smith?" "Yes. What do you want?" "Dear Misshus Smith! Good Misshus Smith! Will you—hic—come down an' pick out Mr. Smith? The resh of us want to go home."  |
| Short Funny Jokes - A pompous little man...... Posted: 26 Jan 2010 08:36 PM PST A pompous little man with gold-rimmed spectacles and a thoughtful brow boarded a New York elevated train and took the only unoccupied seat. The man next him had evidently been drinking. For a while the little man contented himself with merely sniffing contemptuously at his neighbor, but finally he summoned the guard. "Conductor," he demanded indignantly, "do you permit drunken people to ride upon this train?" "No, sir," replied the guard in a confidential whisper. "But don't say a word and stay where you are, sir. If ye hadn't told me I'd never have noticed ye."  |
| Short Funny Jokes - A man in a very deep.. Posted: 26 Jan 2010 11:33 AM PST A man in a very deep state of intoxication was shouting and kicking most vigorously at a lamp post, when the noise attracted a near-by policeman. "What's the matter?" he asked the energetic one. "Oh, never mind, mishter. Thash all right," was the reply; "I know she'sh home all right—I shee a light upshtairs."  |
| Short Funny Jokes - A Scotch minister........ Posted: 26 Jan 2010 11:32 AM PST A Scotch minister and his servant, who were coming home from a wedding, began to consider the state into which their potations at the wedding feast had left them. "Sandy," said the minister, "just stop a minute here till I go ahead. Maybe I don't walk very steady and the good wife might remark something not just right." He walked ahead of the servant for a short distance and then asked: "How is it? Am I walking straight?" "Oh, ay," answered Sandy thickly, "ye're a' recht—but who's that who's with ye."  |
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