Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes - WILLIS.......

Posted: 02 Feb 2010 10:48 PM PST

WILLIS—"What's the election today for? Anybody happen to know?"

GILLIS—"It is to determine whether we shall have a convention to nominate delegates who will be voted on as to whether they will attend a caucus which will decide whether we shall have a primary to determine whether the people want to vote on this same question again next year."—Puck.

SHORT FUNNY JOKES ELECTIONS

Posted: 02 Feb 2010 09:27 AM PST

In St. Louis there is one ward that is full of breweries and Germans. In a recent election a local option question was up.

After the election some Germans were counting the votes. One German was calling off and another taking down the option votes. The first German, running rapidly through the ballots, said: "Vet, vet, vet, vet,..." Suddenly he stopped. "Mein Gott!" he cried: "Dry!"

Then he went on—"Vet, vet, vet, vet,..."

Presently he stopped again and mopped his brow. "Himmel!" he said. "Der son of a gun repeated!"

Posted by Jokes at 7:20 AM

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