Thursday, February 4, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

SHORT FUNNY JOKES ELECTRICITY

Posted: 03 Feb 2010 07:54 AM PST

In school a boy was asked this question in physics: "What is the difference between lightning and electricity?"

And he answered: "Well, you don't have to pay for lightning."

Short Funny Jokes - One year.......

Posted: 03 Feb 2010 07:54 AM PST

One year, when the youngsters of a certain Illinois village met for the purpose of electing a captain of their baseball team for the coming season, it appeared that there were an excessive number of candidates for the post, with more than the usual wrangling.

Youngster after youngster presented his qualifications for the post; and the matter was still undecided when the son of the owner of the ball-field stood up. He was a small, snub-nosed lad, with a plentiful supply of freckles, but he glanced about him with a dignified air of controlling the situation.

"I'm going to be captain this year," he announced convincingly, "or else Father's old bull is going to be turned into the field."

He was elected unanimously.—Fenimore Martin.

Posted by Jokes at 7:18 AM

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