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A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend fishing with the boys & spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade of yelling about his actions... Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him "How would you like it if you didn’t see me for 2 or 3 days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by & he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday & Wednesday came & went with the same results. On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye. Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts  ||  On-line Dating Jokes for Websites  ||  Adult Dating