Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes - wife and fourteen children

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 08:26 AM PST

A man descended from an excursion train and was wearily making his way to the street-car, followed by his wife and fourteen children, when a policeman touched him on the shoulder and said:

"Come along wid me."

"What for?"

"Blamed if I know; but when ye're locked up I'll go back and find out why that crowd was following ye."

Short Funny Jokes - scrub lady.......

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 08:25 AM PST

Mrs. O'Flarity is a scrub lady, and she had been absent from her duties for several days. Upon her return her employer asked her the reason for her absence.

"Sure, I've been carin' for wan of me sick children," she replied.

"And how many children have you, Mrs. O'Flarity?" he asked.

"Siven in all," she replied. "Four by the third wife of me second husband; three by the second wife of me furst."

SHORT FUNNY JOKES FAMILIES

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 08:24 AM PST

"Yes, sir, our household represents the United Kingdom of Great Britain," said the proud father of number one to the rector. "I am English, my wife's Irish, the nurse is Scotch and the baby wails."

FAME

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 08:24 AM PST

Fame is the feeling that you are the constant subject of admiration on the part of people who are not thinking of you.

Many a man thinks he has become famous when he has merely happened to meet an editor who was hard up for material.

Were not this desire of fame very strong, the difficulty of obtaining it, and the danger of losing it when obtained, would be sufficient to deter a man from so vain a pursuit.—Addison.

Posted by Jokes at 7:10 AM

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