Jokes: Short Funny Jokes

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

REALLY FUNNY JOKES FAREWELLS

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 11:46 PM PST

"I am going to make my farewell tour in Shakespeare. What shall be the play? Hamlet? Macbeth?"

"This is your sixth farewell tour, I believe."

"Well, yes."

"I would suggest 'Much Adieu About Nothing'."

SHORT FUNNY JOKES FAREWELLS

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 11:45 PM PST

A dear old citizen went to the cars the other day to see his daughter off on a journey. Securing her a seat he passed out of the car and went around to the car window to say a last parting word. While he was leaving the car the daughter crossed the aisle to speak to a friend, and at the same time a grim old maid took the seat and moved up to the window.

Unaware of the change the old gentleman hurriedly put his head up to the window and said: "One more kiss, pet."

In another instant the point of a cotton umbrella was thrust from the window, followed by the wrathful injunction: "Scat, you gray-headed wretch!"