Sunday, March 7, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

Posted: 06 Mar 2010 11:16 AM PST

Willie had a savings bank;

'Twas made of painted tin.

He passed it 'round among the boys,

Who put their pennies in.

Then Willie wrecked that bank and bought

Sweetmeats and chewing gum.

And to the other envious lads

He never offered some.

"What will we do?" his mother said:

"It is a sad mischance."

His father said: "We'll cultivate

His gift for high finance."

—Washington Star.

SHORT FUNNY JOKES FINANCE

Posted: 06 Mar 2010 11:16 AM PST

HICKS—"I've got to borrow $200 somewhere."

WICKS—"Take my advice and borrow $300 while you are about it."

"But I only need $200."

"That doesn't make any difference. Borrow $300 and pay back $100 of it in two installments at intervals of a month or so. Then the man that you borrow from will think he is going to get the rest of it."

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