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| Really Funny Jokes - The London consul....... Posted: 27 Mar 2010 02:03 AM PDT The London consul of a continental kingdom was informed by his government that one of his countrywomen, supposed to be living in Great Britain, had been left a large fortune. After advertising without result, he applied to the police, and a smart young detective was set to work. A few weeks later his chief asked how he was getting on. "I've found the lady, sir." "Good! Where is she?" "At my place. I married her yesterday."  |
| Posted: 27 Mar 2010 02:02 AM PDT HER FATHER—"So my daughter has consented to become your wife. Have you fixed the day of the wedding?" SUITOR—"I will leave that to my fiancée." H.F.—"Will you have a church or a private wedding?" S.—"Her mother can decide that, sir." H.F.—"What have you to live on?" S.—"I will leave that entirely to you, sir."  |
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