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- Short Funny Jokes - I'd like to meet Miss Bond
- Short Jokes - I would die for you
| Really Funny Jokes - young visitor Posted: 27 Mar 2010 09:23 PM PDT "Yes," said the old man to his young visitor, "I am proud of my girls, and would like to see them comfortably married, and as I have made a little money they will not go penniless to their husbands. There is Mary, twenty-five years old, and a really good girl. I shall give her $1,000 when she marries. Then comes Bet, who won't see thirty-five again, and I shall give her $3,000, and the man who takes Eliza, who is forty, will have $5,000 with her." The young man reflected for a moment and then inquired: "You haven't one about fifty, have you?"  |
| Posted: 27 Mar 2010 09:22 PM PDT MAUDE—"I've just heard of a case where a man married a girl on his deathbed so she could have his millions when he was gone. Could you love a girl like that?" JACK—"That's just the kind of a girl I could love. What's her address?"  |
| Short Funny Jokes - I'd like to meet Miss Bond Posted: 27 Mar 2010 09:21 PM PDT HE—"I'd like to meet Miss Bond." SHE—"Why?" "I hear she has thirty thousand a year and no incumbrance." "Is she looking for one?"—Life.  |
| Short Jokes - I would die for you Posted: 27 Mar 2010 09:20 PM PDT "I would die for you," said the rich suitor. "How soon?" asked the practical girl.  |
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