Today's Joke: Religious Nuts

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Today's Joke: Religious Nuts
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Two pandits from the local mandir were standing by the side of the road, putting a sign into the ground that reads:

"The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now -- Before It's Too Late!"

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

One pandit turns to other and asks,

"Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"

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