Short Funny Jokes

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REALLY FUNNY JOKES GUARANTEES Posted: 04 May 2010 06:52 AM PDT TRAVELER (on an English train)—"Shall I have time to get a drink?" GUARD—"Yes, sir." TRAVELER—"Can you give me a guarantee that the train won't start?" GUARD—"Yes, I'll take one with you!"

FUNNY SHORT JOKES GRIEF Posted: 04 May 2010 06:51 AM PDT Jim, who worked in a garage, had just declined Mr. Smith's invitation to ride in his new car. "What's the matter, Jim?" asked Mr. Smith. "Are you sick?" "No, sah," he replied. "Tain't that—I done los' $5, sah, an' I jes' nacherly got tuh sit an' grieve."

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