Short Funny Jokes

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SHORT JOKES HEIRLOOMS Posted: 14 May 2010 11:30 AM PDT "My grandfather was a captain of industry." "Well?" "He left no sword, but we still treasure the stubs of his check-books."

REALLY FUNNY JOKES HEIRLOOMS Posted: 14 May 2010 11:30 AM PDT HE (wondering if his rival has been accepted)—"Are both your rings heirlooms?" SHE (concealing the hand)—"Oh, dear, yes. One has been in the family since the time of Alfred, but the other is newer"—(blushing)—"it only dates from the conquest."

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