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| Posted: 16 May 2010 10:27 AM PDT MR. HENPECK—"Are you the man who gave my wife a lot of impudence?" MR. SCRAPER—"I reckon I am." MR. HENPECK—"Shake! You're a hero."  |
| Posted: 16 May 2010 10:26 AM PDT THE PASSER-BY—"You took a great risk in rescuing that boy; you deserve a Carnegie medal. What prompted you to do it?" THE HERO—"He had my skates on!"—Puck.  |
| Short Funny Jokes - So you have adopted...... Posted: 16 May 2010 10:26 AM PDT "So you have adopted a baby to raise?" we ask of our friend. "Well, it may turn out all right, but don't you think you are taking chances?" "Not a chance," he answers. "No matter how many bad habits the child may develop, my wife can't say he inherits any of them from my side of the house."  |
| Short Jokes - There seems to be...... Posted: 16 May 2010 10:25 AM PDT "There seems to be a strange affinity between a darky and a chicken. I wonder why?" said Jones. "Naturally enough," replied Brown. "One is descended from Ham and the other from eggs."  |
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