Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

FUNNY SHORT JOKES HOMESTEADS

Posted: 17 May 2010 09:50 AM PDT

"Malachi," said a prospective homesteader to a lawyer, "you know all about this law. Tell me what I am to do."

"Well," said the other, "I don't remember the exact wording of the law, but I can give you the meaning of it. It's this: The government is willin' to bet you one hundred and sixty acres of land against fourteen dollars that you can't live on it five years without starving to death."—Fenimore Martin.

SHORT FUNNY JOKES HINTING

Posted: 17 May 2010 09:50 AM PDT

Little James, while at a neighbor's, was given a piece of bread and butter, and politely said, "Thank you."

"That's right, James," said the lady. "I like to hear little boys say 'thank you.'"

"Well," rejoined James, "If you want to hear me say it again, you might put some jam on it."

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