Saturday, May 22, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

SHORT FUNNY JOKES HOPE

Posted: 21 May 2010 07:54 AM PDT

FRED—"My dear Dora, let this thought console you for your lover's death. Remember that other and better men than he have gone the same way."

BEREAVED ONE—"They haven't all gone, have they?"—Puck.

REALLY FUNNY JOKES HONOR

Posted: 21 May 2010 07:54 AM PDT

In the smoking compartment of a Pullman, there were six men smoking and reading. All of a sudden a door banged and the conductor's voice cried:

"All tickets, please!"

Then one of the men in the compartment leaped to his feet, scanned the faces of the others and said, slowly and impressively:

"Gentlemen, I trust to your honor."

And he dived under the seat and remained there in a small, silent knot till the conductor was safely gone.

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