Sober in a Nightclub

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• The truth behind whipped cream
• Elevator Instructions
• Conan is so wise.
• Geek Dice
• Oh, the humani... wait, what?!?!
• Careful what you wish for.
• The Motherfucking Moonwalk
• Super Combo Dog
• Putin on the Ritz
• The top 11 things uttered by Yoda during sex.

The truth behind whipped cream Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:29 PM PDT Via

Elevator Instructions Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:27 PM PDT Well yes, if you are a nice person. The more skillful, evil person farts just between the lift arriving at the floor and the doors opening, thus leaving the scene before the evidence is smelt. Not that I would recommend such evil behaviour.... Via

Conan is so wise. Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:23 PM PDT Via

Geek Dice Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:20 PM PDT Love it. Via

Oh, the humani... wait, what?!?! Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:17 PM PDT lol. From

Careful what you wish for. Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:15 PM PDT Tee hee. Via

The Motherfucking Moonwalk Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:11 PM PDT Brilliant. Via

Super Combo Dog Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:08 PM PDT Marvelous! Via

Putin on the Ritz Posted: 30 Apr 2010 11:05 PM PDT Via

The top 11 things uttered by Yoda during sex. Posted: 30 Apr 2010 10:01 PM PDT 11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must." 10. "Feel the force!" 9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things." 8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!" 7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try." 6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!" 5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without FrankOz's hand up my ass." 4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does." 3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?" 2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!" 1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?" Via

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