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A priest, a doctor, and a professional golfer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. GOLFER: What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! DOCTOR: I don’t know but I’ve never seen such ineptitude! PRIEST: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let’s have a word with him. Say George, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow aren’t they? GEORGE: Oh yes. That’s a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight while saving our clubhouse last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge. (Silence) PRIEST: That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. DOCTOR: Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them. GOLFER: Why can’t these guys play at night? Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Outrageous T-Shirts! |
Monday, May 3, 2010
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