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The surgeon walked up to the patient and said "Ah Mr Jones, I have some good news and some bad news". The patient said "Well you better give me the bad news first". The doctor said, "Well we kinda got the charts mixed up a bit and we amputated your feet in error". The patient very distraught is now sobbing and saying "Oh my God, well please tell me what the good news is". The doctor said "It's not so bad, you see, the guy in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers" On-line Dating  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites  ||  Adult Dating