Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes


SHORT JOKES IRISH BULLS

Posted: 20 Jul 2010 06:31 AM PDT

"Dear teacher," wrote little Johnny's mother, "kindly excuse John's absence from school yesterday afternoon, as he fell in the mud. By doing the same you will greatly oblige his mother."

FUNNY JOKES IRISH BULLS

Posted: 20 Jul 2010 06:30 AM PDT

Two Irishmen were among a class that was being drilled in marching tactics. One was new at the business, and, turning to his companion, asked him the meaning of the command "Halt!" "Why," said Mike, "when he says 'Halt,' you just bring the foot that's on the ground to the side av the foot that's in the air, an' remain motionless."

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