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At about two in the afternoon, I was heading to the restroom after lunch and one of the stiffs in the office was there at the sink. I washed my hands then went over to the urinal. He said, "You wash your hands before you piss?" I said, "I just had KFC, I don't want my wife to tell me I taste like chicken." Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts  ||  On-line Dating Jokes for Websites  ||  Adult Dating