Short Funny Jokes

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FUNNY JOKES JEWS Posted: 07 Aug 2010 11:29 AM PDT He was quite evidently from the country and he was also quite evidently a Yankee, and from behind his bowed spectacles he peered inquisitively at the little oily Jew who occupied the other half of the car seat with him. The little Jew looked at him deprecatingly. "Nice day," he began politely. "You're a Jew, ain't you?" queried the Yankee. "Yes, sir, I'm a clothing salesman," handing him a card. "But you're a Jew?" "Yes, yes, I'm a Jew," came the answer. "Well," continued the Yankee, "I'm a Yankee, and in the little village in Maine where I come from I'm proud to say there ain't a Jew." "Dot's why it's a village," replied the little Jew quietly.

SHORT FUNNY JOKES IRREVERENCE Posted: 07 Aug 2010 11:28 AM PDT A few years ago Henry James reviewed a new novel by Gertrude Atherton. After reading the review Mrs. Atherton wrote to Mr. James as follows: "Dear Mr. James: I have read with much pleasure your review of my novel. Will you kindly let me know whether you liked it or not?" Sincerely, "GERTRUDE ATHERTON."

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