Sober in a Nightclub |
Posted: 05 Aug 2010 01:15 AM PDT |
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Posted: 05 Aug 2010 12:40 AM PDT • "Buy some furniture or admit that you're empty inside." • "When an American schoolgirl has two drinks by ten a.m. it's a pretty good bet the plan is to have a lot more, and it probably wasn't the first time she had that plan." • "Inspiration point doesn't open 'til dark." • "You got to the point where half your age plus seven just wasn't young enough anymore?" • "At least he has the young and stupid excuse." • "You think Odysseus would want to lie whimpering like a loser in a hospital bed?" • "We're better off alone. We suffer alone, we die alone. Doesn't matter if you were a model husband or father of the year." Taub: "Not exactly sanitary." • House: "Fun stuff never is." • "Is that the statutory period for soul sucking?" • "He's just trying to get into your skirts. And I don't mean metaphorically." • "Stop before you interest me to death." • "Gotta see if our patient's a unicorn or just a slutty horse." • "Must be interesting, growing up in a production of Oh Calcutta." • "The world's your freaky oyster and you opt for another long-term relationship? That's just stupid." • "You're the moron who took marital advice from Tila Tequila." • "Think there's a chance the husband's a Plushie?" Cuddy: "Do you read any of your departmental memos?" • House: "Only the ones labeled NSFW." • "He's wearing cologne, but not the stink of shame." • "What's with the lack of afterglow? Psycho girl not as freaky as you hoped?" • "You're compensating for your loss of professional conquests with sexual ones." • "There's a better way to call off a wedding. A tweet, for example." • "Doesn't mean you're gay just because the guy you're sleeping with is." • "Sodomy - one of the top ten most common household accidents." • "If history is written by the victor, how do we find out what really happened?" • "Given your usual rate of commitment, we're lucky you're not already re-divorced." • "Her old friend, the fried carbohydrate." • "Everyone wants their stuff. That's why it's their stuff." • "I cared for eight seconds. Then I got distracted.'" • "People who kick when you're down are jerks, but generally not irrational jerks." • "Make a decision. If you're gonna be an ass. Stick with it." • "People's brains stop working when they think they're losing someone they love." • "If you're going to invest everything I haven't mentioned with unnatural significance, let's include drawstring pants and the Peloponnesian War." • "That a pill in your pocket or are you just happy to have a tiny pill shaped penis?" • "That much caffeine for a coffee virgin?" |
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