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A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. 'I locked my keys in my sports car!' said the nervous lawyer. 'No problem, I should be there in about an hour,' replied the locksmith. 'Do you think you can make it a little sooner?' pleaded the lawyer. 'My top is down and it's starting to rain.' Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! On-line Dating  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites  ||  Sex Dating