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This guy walks into a whore house, with very little money. He is very horny, so he asks "How much for a really cheap one?" The mistress says, "Well, in room 213 we got a real cheap 'un. Only 50 cents." "Good" says the man as he hands over the money. Bout fifteen minutes later, he comes back down and says "Ma'am, I think your girl is sick. There is white stuff coming out her ears." "Damn. 'Hey Joe, go up there and clean out the dead one. She's full again!!!'" Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! On-line Dating  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites  ||  Sex Dating