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What was Jesus? My black friend had 3 arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone "brother." 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. My Jewish friend had 3 arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 30. 3. He was sure His Mother was a virgin and His mother was sure He was God. My Italian friend gave his 3 arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil. My California friends had 3 arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. My Irish friend then gave his 3 arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But my lady friend had most compelling evidence that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do. Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts  ||  On-line Dating Jokes for Websites  ||  Adult Dating