Today's Joke: Prove : 2/10=2

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Today's Joke: Prove : 2/10=2
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Que : Prove : 2/10=2

American student : out of syllabus.
Australian student : The question is wrong.
Chinese student : Its strange! ye kaise aaya hoga ?

Indian stdt : Its so easy..

2/10 =
two/ten
t - t cut
= wo/en
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
so... 23+15/5+14
= 38/19
= 2

we never ask, answer kya hai ?
We only ask answer kya lana hai..;-)

INDIANS COMPLETELY ROCK!

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