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A young man about 25 years old met an older woman at a bar last night. She wasn't bad for about 50, so they drank and talked a little while. Then she asked if he'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter at the same time. The young man said no but he had thought about it. So they drank a bit more. She then says that tonight was the young man's lucky night. They went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs, "Mom, are you still awake?" On-line Dating  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites  ||  Adult Dating