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A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What’s wrong with my baby, Doctor? What’s wrong???" The doctor says, "It’s ok, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman says, "A hermaphrodite...what’s that?" The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the ...er... features ... of a both a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND a brain?" Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! On-line Dating  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites  ||  Sex Dating