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Posted: 26 Jun 2011 07:31 PM PDT Five surgeons from major cities discuss, who makes the best patients to operate. The first surgeon, from Manchester, said: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them, everything inside is numbered " The second surgeon, from Birmingham, said, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded. " The third surgeon, from Edinburgh, said: "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order. The fourth surgeon, from Belfast, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers ... those guys always understand when you have a few extra parts. " But the fifth surgeon, from London, close all when he observed: "You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate. No guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine and head and a s s are interchangeable. "... |
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