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A Texan went into the big city up North for the first time. After strolling around the downtown area for a while, he happened to look up and saw a man at the top of a tall building. The man looked like he was ready to jump off. Concerned about the man's fate, the Texan immediately started thinking of things he could tell the man so that he would want to live and would not jump. "Remember your wife," yelled the Texan. "She divorced me," said the man. "Remember your children," yelled the Texan. "They ran away," said the man. "Remember your parents," yelled the Texan. "They're dead," said the man. "Remember the Alamo," yelled the Texan. "What's the Alamo?" inquired the man. "JUMP, YOU STUPID YANKEE SUMBITCH!!" yelled the Texan. On-line Dating  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites  ||  Adult Dating