Saturday, July 2, 2011

Funny Jokes Blog

Funny Jokes Blog


Male Vs Female

Posted: 02 Jul 2011 06:10 AM PDT


Einstein

Posted: 02 Jul 2011 05:49 AM PDT


Blind Date

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 11:14 PM PDT

Bob sets up his friend Sam on a blind date with a young lady friend of his. However, Sam is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.

Sam: What do I do if she's not good looking? I'll be stuck with her all night.

Bob:  Don't worry, just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!' and fake an heart attack.

So that night, Sam knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is thunderstruck at how attractive and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:

"Aaaaaaaaaaah!"

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