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These three women were sitting around one night talking about there boyfriends when they decided they would give their men nicknames based on kinds of soda. The first woman said: "I'm gonna call Tom 'Mountain Dew' because he is as strong as a mountain and always wants to do it!" The second woman said: "I'm gonna call Bruce '7-Up' because he has Seven inches and it is always up!" The third woman said: "I'm gonna call my man 'Jack Daniels'." The other two women responded: "Jack Daniels? But that's a hard liquor." The third woman replied: "THAT'S MY LEROY!" Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts  ||  On-line Dating Jokes for Websites  ||  Adult Dating