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A man lost both ears in an accident. No local plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good doctor in Sweden and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can perform the operation." After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears!" "Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's." "But you're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!" Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts  ||  On-line Dating Jokes for Websites  ||  Adult Dating