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I saw this man the other day with a penguin, he was looking sad. I asked him what he was doing with a penguin and he said that he had found it. I told him to take it to the Zoo. And with that he left. I saw him again this morning he was still with the penguin, this time with a smile on his face. I asked him about the penguin and if he had taken it to the Zoo. He said, "Yes I did that yesterday, today we are going to the theater." Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts  ||  On-line Dating Jokes for Websites  ||  Adult Dating