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| When the doctor says: "One of several things could cause your symptoms." What the doctor means: "I haven't the foggiest idea what's wrong with you." When the doctor says: "Are you certain you haven't had this before?" What the doctor means: "Because now you've got it again." When the doctor says: "I'd like to run that last test over." What the doctor means: "The lab lost your sample." When the doctor says: "This prescription has a few side effects." What the doctor means: "You may experience sudden hair growth on your palms." When the doctor says: "Your insurance should cover most of this." What the doctor means: "You'll have to sell your house to cover the rest." When the doctor says: "Let's go over your symptoms once more." What the doctor means: "I can't remember who you are." When the doctor says: "How long have you had these symptoms?" What the doctor means: "How do you feel about living with them the rest of your life?" When the doctor says: "It looks like bursitis." What the doctor means: "Does the name "Quasimodo" ring a bell?" When the doctor says: "This won't hurt much." What the doctor means: "Did you bring a bullet to bite?" When the doctor says: "There's a lot of this going around." What the doctor means: "And we'll give it a name as soon as we figure out what it is." When the doctor says: "We'll just remove this ingrown toenail." What the doctor means: "A cane and orthopedic shoes should help." Handcrafted Wood Gifts || Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid || Insane T-Shirts! |
Monday, October 31, 2011
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