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A Chinese couple gets married -- and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know dis you firs time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?" "I want numma 69," she replies. He looks at her very puzzled and says, "You want... Beef with Bloccoli?" On-line Dating  ||  Funny T-Shirts Handcrafted Wood Pens Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! Put Jokes on your Websites  ||  Adult Dating