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A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviewed some papers and then said, 'please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.' 'Because,' the man said, 'I live in a two-story house.' The Judge replies, 'what kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?' The man answers, 'Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'' Handcrafted Wood Gifts  ||  Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Insane T-Shirts! On-line Dating  ||  Crazy T-Shirts Jokes for your Websites  ||  Sex Dating