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Two elderly ladies are sitting on the porch in their rockers just talking girl-talk. Emma: My word Matilda! You and Johnny were married for quite some time. How many years was that anyway? Matilda: Oh, we were married for 65 wondrous years. Emma: My-oh-my-oh-my! But can you tell me in all that time, did you two ever have mutual orgasm? Matilda: I don't think so. I believe we had State Farm. Handmade Wood Gifts Unique Gifts @ Perpetual Kid  ||  Outrageous T-Shirts! Funny T-Shirts Jokes for Websites